In Disney’s Beauty and the Beast, Cogsworth gave the Beast some misguided advice on gifts for your loved one:
“Oh, there’s the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don’t intend to keep….”
Notably, Cogsworth spent the movie alone, while Lumiere, the dashing and romantic candelabra, spent the film wooing the lovely Fifi. If there’s any lesson to be learned from Beauty and the Beast — other than the fact that owning your own castle will help things tremendously — it’s that Cogsworth’s “usual things” aren’t exactly the best gifts for your loved one.
Generally, you should probably ignore talking clocks.
Instead, you should get your valentine a wonderful gift from Cape May Brewing Company! A four-pack of Chocolate-Covered Pineapple Porter would be a lovely gift on its own, but you might want to add one of our great pieces of merch below!