Christmas came early to the brewery this year. It came with a bang, it came with great cheer!
Yet it came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.
You see, each brewer in Brewville loved canning a lot. But all they had was a bottler, and that wasn’t hot.
So they called up a canner — Iron Heart was their name — and each week with a canner to the brewhouse they came.
Till one day Hank said, “Oh, this just won’t do. We must get a canner! It must be brand new!”
To the Internet went Jimmy to find the right one. Brian searched and he searched, till his searching was done.
They ordered one up, and, oh, their hearts quivered. ‘Till Tuesday, our new canning line was delivered!