‘Twas the Night Beerfore Christmas 2020
For 2020, we’re pleased to bring back a holiday classic, ‘Twas the Night Beerfore Christmas!
‘Twas the night beerfore Christmas and all through the brewhouse
No one was working, not one single louse!
The beers had been made, all ready with hops
In hopes that our visitors would think that they’re tops.
The brewers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of pilsner malts danced in their heads;
And Mop Man in his PJs, and Ry in his onesie
Had just settled down for a cold Always Ready.
When from the Tasting Room there arose such a clatter
Bob began yelling, “What the hell is the matter?!
“We’ve got tasty brews upon all of these taps
“Pale ales and lagers and porters at that!”
So everyone chose a strong tasting of beers
And, clinking glasses, they gave a great “Cheers!”
Then to their wondering taste buds appeared
Flavors more exotic than Santa’s reindeer.
Watermelon Hard Seltzer with its spritzy mouthfeel
And a dose of fresh fruit juice that’s pretty unreal.
More complex than the last, each pour, oh, they came;
Mop Man whistled and shouted and called them by name:
Mop Water with its great spicy flavors
Made everyone say, “Man, they’re a good neighbor!”
And the best part of all, they saved for dead last
Boughs of Barley was back, try it on draft!
The fifth year in a row, this delectable brew
Filled all with great cheer, and merci beaucoup.
The labels, they twinkled! The waxes: how merry!
“A Christmas miracle!” they said! (And so easy to carry…)
This is better, they thought, than a gift with a bow…
Our facial hair won’t be all covered with foam!
And thus the two men, they all filled their bellies
That shook when they laughed like bowls full of jelly.
It was all so clear, and all were agape,
That the best beers of all are Crafted on the Cape.
And even off-season there’s a customer base
That values craft beer, knows it’s all about taste.
From the very first grain to the very last yeast
We’re committed to bringing you big liquid treats.
But for now, we’ll just wish you a happy new year.
And health. And some joy. And a better next year.
May your stockings be full, may your heart glow with light.
Hoppy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!